The Whole Truth

In these modern times with the threat posed by , pushed forward by the arm chair/sofa culture, comes the possibility for all workers of a rainy trip to work.
Being a fairly poor young person with an shocking collection of inappropriate shoes for these changing times. I have come to the conclusion that investments should be made by all.

Now im not talking about buy new waterproof shoes – albeit the opposite: I rely on cheap 5$ shoes from a dodgy vendor in London, I buy bulk like my pasta.
Now turning up to work wet is inevitable on days like I experienced today, even my fairly respectable umbrella failed to deliver.
After arriving at work and sitting down with my bowl of cereal, feeling somewhat like a drowned rat, I decided to take my socks and shoes off and stuff with newspaper, some would say the obvious thing to do.

After wandering around for a few minutes with the obvious “wet bottom of leg” syndrome, which is highly irritating! I decided why not stuff the newspaper down my sodden trousers?!

Also stuffing more newspaper up the bottoms of my leg… The result – comfort away from my wet leg and an hour later the bottoms of my trousers are perfectly dry!

My mobile broadband connection has come up trumps again allowing my to upload photos HOT DAM!

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