Men are notoriously rubbish at remembering key dates on the calendar, but unfortunately this does not normally go down too well with the women in their lives. Women love presents, particularly on anniversaries, birthdays and romantic occasions such as Valentine’s Day, but how does a guy cope when he has not just one, but TWO women in his life?
Use Technology to Make Logistics Easier
Most men love gadgets and since gadgets are perfect for keeping busy lives ticking over nice and smoothly, make sure your smartphone or electronic diary is fully loaded up with important dates and vital statistics. If all else fails, be sure to brief your PA and rely on her to give you a discreet reminder when a birthday or anniversary is looming.
How to Keep a Wife Happy on Valentine’s Day
Long-suffering wives usually have fairly low expectations for Valentine’s Day, so if you have been married for many years, your wife may be grateful if you even bother handing her a card over the breakfast table (she certainly won’t be expecting any naughty Valentine’s Day gifts). However, unless you are actively seeking a divorce in the near future, neglecting your wife is never a good idea, so use Valentine’s Day as the perfect opportunity to keep some of the romance in your marriage alive for a bit longer.
Great Gifts for Wives on Valentine’s Day – Shop for best selling Valentine Gifts
- Red roses – half a dozen will do
- Flowers of any description (apart from lilies as these signify death – not good when your wife is the recipient)
- Chocolates – unless your wife is on a diet
- A nice meal out – be careful to avoid the restaurant where you normally take your mistress
- A spa day – send her away for the day with a friend and you can hook up with your mistress
- Vouchers for beauty treatments
- Cosmetic surgery vouchers – she might be offended with this, so be careful
How to Keep a Mistress Happy on Valentine’s Day
The role of a mistress is to keep you happy. However, in return for putting the fun back in a man’s life, a mistress is going to expect a certain amount of recompense for her time and efforts. This is not to say you should be paying her for her time – that would put your relationship on a completely different footing – but she is entitled to expect a certain level of financial expenditure on Valentine’s Day. Basically a mistress will want to feel appreciated, particularly if she doesn’t get to see you all that often due to family commitments, so you need to make a big effort this Valentine’s Day and remind her why she loves you as she does.
Great Gifts for a Mistress on Valentine’s Day
- Sexy lingerie
- Naughty Valentine’s Day gifts, including sex toys or erotic novels
- Expensive jewellery
- Chocolates & champagne
- A weekend away in a nice hotel
- At least a dozen red roses
- A pair of designer shoes
- All of the above
How Can I Organise Valentine’s Day So I Get to See My Mistress Too?
This is a tricky one because your wife is likely to be highly suspicious if you claim to be working late on Valentine’s Day. However, if you can fortuitously arrange to be away on a conference or similar over Valentine’s Day, organise for your mistress to go with you and that way you can enjoy a few days away in a posh hotel at the company’s expense. Alternatively, arrange to take your mistress out for lunch, spend a few pleasurable hours in a nice hotel and then slip home to take your wife out for a meal. You may have a problem staying awake late, but at least you will go to bed happy and sated.
When Things Go Wrong…
If you buy lingerie for your wife and your mistress, be very careful not to get the gift boxes muddled up. Imagine your wife’s surprise if she opened her Valentine’s Day present to find a peep-hole bra and suspenders inside, or some other equally naughty Valentine’s Day gifts). Receiving a set of lingerie in a much smaller size is also a bit of a giveaway.
Sam Mulder is an expert at keeping his mistress and wife happy, although he has come close to being caught out a few times. This Valentine’s Day, Sam will be buying naughty Valentines Day gifts for his mistress and a box of chocolates for his wife and in his opinion, everyone’s a winner.
